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Monday, November 7, 2011

Dumb As A Rock: Occupy Portland Protester Doesn't Know How To Unchain Himself From Concrete Barrel

So what awe have here is a video of a couple of Occupy Portland Protesters who handcuffed their arms together inside a concrete, re bar reinforced, barrel in protest. When asked how they will get their arms out of this barrel one of the protesters replies, "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."

Hmmm, I don't think they thought this all the way through.....or maybe planned this when they were high or drunk.

If that was not the case and these 'protesters' actually came up with this idea sober then these fellas are going to rank right up in 'World's Stupidest Inventions' with 'Paparazzi Shades':

Or my favorite stupid invention, the 'Beer Belly'. This device is described as something you might need:

"Just in case you didn't already have a beer belly, you can now opt in for one ... and it's portable! You can sip up to 80 ounces on the go, which Kotulas.com points out is more than a 6-pack."

Rapists, Communists, Nazis, Anarchists and now two guys chained inside a concrete barrel. If these Occupy Protesters represent the typical Angry American, as the President claims, then I think it's time for me to move... To Anywhere Else....

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